Jimmy Carr Quotes
Below are some memorable and hilarious Jimmy Carr quotes, enjoy."If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?"
"My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen."
"Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation."
"Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes."
"When someone close to you dies, move seats."
"I was born in Slough in the 1970's, if you want to know what Slough was like in the 1970's, go there now!"
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. TM- Rohypnol."
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
"When people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly?
hearing voices in your legs?... That's proper mental!"
"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's problem."
